Story Door Rules

Now, I couldn't just go and let anyone and their dog add anything they wanted without and respect to content. So, these rules are designed not only to further the story, but to prevent it from getting out of hand. I feel that these rules are neccessary, so if your post doesn't fit these criteria, please either post something else or wait until you have something contributive to post. Thanks!

• No single lined posts please. Try to add something interesting to the story.
• No profanity or relation to socially inadequate materials. I've already had to save the story from some of this. It just detracts from the innocent nature of what the story should be.
• Please don't end the story! It is meant to be a "neverending story" so that others will always be able to add to it. Keep the tradition alive!
• Be considerate and don't make multiple posts in succession. Allow some space between your contributions. At least a space of one to two contributions.
• The first entry which conforms to these guidelines will be added to the story. Sorry! Don't have access to a CGI server to make it post automatically, but I'll try to post entries as I get them.
• Anything else applies, so long as it meets my personal discretion, which shouldn't be hard if it has met all the above rules!